Types of Writers

Bad writers can’t/won’t/don’t fully express themselves.

Good writers might need mojitos and are really just bad writers in denial.

Great writers uncontrollably bleed all over the page.

Crazy writers
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Zen writers just let the blood keep flowing, along with everything else.

Vampire writers want other’s blood to fuel their own writing.

Technical writers bleed and document the twelve steps on how to make yourself do that very thing.

API writers build blood vats (losing a lot of blood in the process) that anyone can use on any page, however they desire.

Business writers bleed currency and that hurts more since currency is (mostly) a solid object, or its clogged the pipes with cats.

Staff writers find other people’s blood and write all about it.

There are many other types of writers I left out. Blame the dry tap.

 
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